Short and Sweet
Dear Joe College,
I wanna keep this short and sweet, so as to not to waste your precious, precious time. (139 words removed to keep it short) so much for short and sweet, huh?
The Super Mick
Thatâ€™s a good question you have there. What Mick, nay, Super Mick basically asked, was if I had any advice for freshmen on how to enjoy college. First, donâ€™t take anything too seriously â€“ that goes for classes, parties, and yourself. Second, donâ€™t be a dick â€“ you will be defined by how you treat other people. Third, constantly email college advice columnists. The chicks dig that pseudo fame you get when I make fun of you. (Fourth piece of advice edited due to space constraints). Fifth, learn how to edit due to space constraints.
Thanks for writing. This was Joe College saying, â€œ.â€
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