Hey folks I had a problem with my roommate last year.
I hope it doesn't happen again, but just incase I'd
like to get your opinion.
At the beginning of the year we agreed that if someone
needed the room because of a girl the other would find
someplace else to crash. We had our signals to warn
the other not to come in. However my roommate refused
to use them. I don't know if it was just
forgetfulness or being too drunk when he hooked up, but
after a while I started to get the idea that he liked
being walked in on. Thankfully my girlfriend and me
could go to her place. I was worried that if he was
ignoring the system when he hooked up, he was going to
ignore it when I did too.
-Three's a crowd (Ed Harris)
First of all, Iâ€™m not plural. Just Joe College. There can be only one. But you were great in that movie where you got to bang Melanie Griffith even though you were old so all is forgiven.
It is anybodyâ€™s guess if your roommate was too drunk to remember, but the girl had to have been. Any girl who hooks up with someone too stupid to prevent that has got to be either drunk or a retarded half-monkey with a lisp. It is also possible that she was both.
My only advice would be to find a roommate who doesnâ€™t hook up with monkeys. Also, donâ€™t ever do another â€œThe Aliens Are Coming.â€ Jeez, Ed, did you even read that script before you said yes?
Thanks for writing. This was Joe College saying, â€œeven Susan Lucci has won an Academy Award by now.â€
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