I Gave Up Spanking
I was able to accomplish what i thought was once unaccomplishable. I gave up spanking the monkey when I entered college. But now I am beginning to wonder if its worth it. I was a lot lessed stressed and horny choking the chicken on a 6 times daily basis then i am now. But since I've gone so long (for me) without beating my meat I keep thinking i should keep going. What are your thoughts?
What are my thoughts? Well, lately Iâ€™ve been thinking that Jim Belushi shouldnâ€™t have his own sitcom. And the chick on Alias is hot, but not hot enough to make me watch Alias. Also, is anyone else disturbed by ABC continuing to run 8 Simple Rules? And then I started thinking that I should stop watching so much TV. Thank you for asking.
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