You Know Tom Perrotta
Hey Joe College,
Did you make up that name all by yourself, or did you just steal it from Tom Perrotta?
You know Tom Perrotta. He also wrot that book Election which was made into a pretty good movie starring Ferris Beuller and some Ho.
Joe College was a great book. You should read it, as should everyone.
Thatâ€™s a great name youâ€™ve got there. Did you make it up all by yourself, or did you steal it from the side of a vacuum cleaner?
Yes, Tom Perotta (note the single R) wrote a book called Joe College. But he stole the title, too. See, before the book, there was actually a school called â€œSt. Joeâ€™s College.â€ And before that, when Joe Namath went to Alabama, he was probably called â€œJoe College.â€ Sure, St. Joeâ€™s has been around for like 100 years, but so has Joe Namath.
And why are you up Tom Perottaâ€™s ass? Wait a minute â€“ Tom, is that you? Thatâ€™s an underhanded way to promote your book. Perhaps the author of â€œStudent Body Shotsâ€ will think of something similarâ€¦
Thanks for writing. This was Joe College saying, â€œReese Witherspoon is my babyâ€™s momma.â€
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Joe College may or may not be written by Steve Hofstetter.