Oh boy! I can't believe im talking to a celebrity! Oh b- FUCK YOU! OKAY! JUST FUCK YOU TO HELL YOU PIG LICKER! And don't try to think up a little cute snappy response either you douche! Don't Dis' Larry. And don't think of a little witty response because I said "Dis'".
From Yours untruly with the blaster pointed at you.
Three emails in a row, huh? I have a feeling that your "friend" in the last email you send is actually you.