Why would you even think you could be a friend of mine. I have never heard of you and do not want to hear from you again. You may think you have a plethora of friends, but really it is those people you are trying to be friends with who have the facebook friend counter. Nice try, get a real life and stop bothering mine.
I am very sorry that your boyfriend broke up with you and your cat died ten minutes before you sent me that email.