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Unpublished Work By Steve Hofstetter

So Long
By Steve Hofstetter
2002

You’ve been strong
For so long
I should have known all along
So long

I’ve been wrong
For so long
All I gave you is this song
So long

And now the pain
Is rearranged
It’s not the same
To place the blame
With my aim
And your name

You move on
Til I’m gone
With just an old Dear John
So long

And now I see
The meant to be
Of you and me
That you’d agree
There’s no we
Just he

I keep on
Until dawn
To reach a conclusion foregone
So long

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