Coloring place matsWould be such an awesome timeIf they had crayons.
Category Archives: Haiku Reviews
Some folks like the starsSome folks like the hot girlsBut I like the soup.
So much beer on tapGourmet meal you’ll rememberUnless you’re too drunk.
Intimate comedyLike shows in your living roomIf you lived in a bank.
Like planes, Rome’s pigeonsFly around the terminalThere’s poop everywhere.
You’d think communistsWould have more experienceWith how lines should work.