Hatemail: Response to My Post On Random Bands (3)

The Hate

Wow…..yeah, bands using this medium to reach an audience is COMPLETELY different than you promoting yourself the same way. Do I know you?? No actually, I don’t think I’ve ever fucking heard of you. But thank you SO much for the endless invitations to your little comedy gigs in California. I’m in Kentucky, but damn, if I were going to be out that way….for your ‘thinking man’s’ comedy is ever so biting. On the random occasion I’ve chosen to listen to your monotone commentary, it’s been great to induce a good solid nap. Why don’t YOU go fuck YOURself you smug hypocrite.

My Response

It is amazing the lies you tell yourself to pretend you’re right. I’ve never messaged you about a gig in California, ever. And if you really disliked my comedy, why do you keep reading my posts?

What you really are saying is, “hey, I’m in a band, and I didn’t read this post all the way through. As soon as you mentioned something I do wrong, I replied to the half I read without reading the ending, that clearly addressed my main point. I found you funny until you made fun of something I do. But I’m too insecure to laugh at my own shortcomings.”

Just thought you should know,
-Steve

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Hatemail: Response to My Post On Random Bands (2)

The Hate

wow, this was really harsh. the whole point of having bands on myspace is to get the word out there about up-and-comings, but i guess you were always famous. bands add each other because it gets them double the publicity, they do each other favors to spread the word about themeselves and each other, they have to start somewhere. i admire people who are willing to start from the ground up and take some initiative, but obvoiusly since you are above such low-life forms, i guess we really have nothing in common. if i recall, YOU added ME, i have no idea who you are but i thought, ok cool. thats what bands do. i hope you know you are doing yourself no favors by posting a bulletin like this, i’ll be sure to spread the word about you (that you are indeed a selfish fag) from now on.

Fuck yourself you really pissed me off, if i lived anywhere near you i’d be sure to egg your house every day for a year. youre not even worth the eggs.

My Response

If I’m not worth the eggs, why would you egg my house every day for a year? Just so you know, when you realize you’re wrong in an email, you can use the delete key.

I already addressed the difference between what I do and the SPECIFIC bands I was talking about. Yet you responded to what I wrote, without reading the whole thing. I can then deduce by your obvious intelligence that if you lived anywhere near me, it’d be about a half mile east, under the freeway.

-Steve

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