Hatemail: 120 Days, 2880 Hours

The Hate

Remember me Steve? Your days are lowering and lowering, do you know how many days you have left?

I gave you 120 days, 2880 hours.

Head my warning, I am going to torture you Steve Hofstetter, and no longer will this world have idiot people such as yourself in it..

If I cannot make it on the day of your murdur, get to a tall building and jump off, you fucking douche, I hope your burn and your insides rip out of your body.

I am counting the days are you?

I really HATE you,

From your friends, Frankie and Ivan,

Suck a cock.

My Response

Man, you guys are the worst friends ever.
-Steve

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Hatemail: Got a Response (Frankie & Ivan II)

The Hate

I thought you were a comedian, if you are, why did you respond so fast, I am not complaining

I have finally got a responsem I am just wondering why you responded so fast, don’t comedians have to do some work…I guess not since you could probably take all this hatemail and make it funny…or maybe not make someone cry themself to sleep. You know what I must admit one thing, I laugh at your hatemail responses, cause they are usually really stupid or make you out to be a faggot.

Anywhore, I will be awaiting your reply.

From your friends Frankie and Ivan,

Go gargle some marmalade you purple cunty fucking ass licking douche.

My Response

I’m sorry, I’d have replied sooner but I set my SPAM filter to “asshole.”
-Steve

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Hatemail: HaHaHaHa

The Hate

i fucking hate you i wish u would die and stop typing me like forreal quit hittin me up cause i will find u and when i do it wont be so funny hahahaha

My Response

I know, how dare I send you email after you subscribe to my mailinglist. I’m such a dirtbag.
-Steve

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